Friday, December 9, 2011

I HATE Stupid People!!!!

You know what's sad about stupid people?!? There's a couple of things.

Number 1: They THINK they're intelligent. Oh ya! They'll even occasionally use a big word even if it's out of context and they have NO idea about it's actual definition. Not only that, but they'll try to impress you with either their job title (which is something like retired school teacher. Translate: jobless) or their claims of being vastly superior in every way. They have no clue that these claims make them look DUMB and that we do not believe one word that they are saying. They also have no clue that we are drowning them out by singing Christmas carols in our head.

And Number 2: They have ZERO common sense. What the heck happened to common sense?!?! That's always been my question!!! Common sense certainly ISN'T common and if you ever come across someone like me that actually possesses it, make fast friends with them because you'll need us later on in life when you're on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" and you need a Phone-A-Friend.

I don't know where all the smart people went but I almost feel like what's happened now is that we're having a kind of Zombie Apocalypse but, instead of zombies, stupid people are roaming around freely. So I'm going to do exactly what I intend to do if there ever is a Zombie Apocalypse. I'm going to run around with a bat and hit stupid people in the freaking head!!!!