Mosquitos: This week's winner of The Onion Award

Hello again, fellow grumps!! I know I haven't blogged since FOREVER but I have been a bit busy living my life and blah blah blah. Ok, let's get started!

Once again, we are awarding the Onion Award to something so vile and awful, it deserves it's own blog post. Mosquitos. What the hell is their purpose on this Earth?? Other than to spread disease and be a nuisance?? NONE! Mosquitos have no practical purpose on this Earth. At all.

They have a life span of approx. 1 month but, sometimes, they live only 1-2 weeks. The reason for this is because THEY ARE USELESS. You know how they breed? The females fly into a swarm of males and all of them get to hit that and make more shit babies!! Nasty!

So, mosquitos, I hate you! And, therefore, you are the winners of the Onion Award. May you rot in hell!